Today's Track : Metric - Dead Disco

If vegetables could talk…

Tomato – Hey, who’s the new guy?
Celery – I don’t know but he doesn’t look like he’s from around here.
Carrot – Yeah he looks like he’s from out of town cuz he definitely looks cooler than anyone from this garden.
Tomato – Yeah, he does look pretty rad.
Celery – I don’t know, he doesn’t look all that different to me. He doesn’t look all that rad to me.
Carrot – What?...he totally looks rad.
Celery – Maybe rad’ish…but not totally rad.
Carrot – You have no idea what you’re talking about.
Tomato – You both have no idea what you’re talking about because you’re talking vegetables for crissakes.
Celery – He’s radish.
Carrot – Rad!
Celery – Radish!
Tomato – Sounds to me like you both have a crush on him.
Carrot – Do not.
Tomato – Do so.
Celery – Don’t.
Tomato – Do.